Monday, February 02, 2009

The Michael Phelps stimulus package

When a guy who eats 12,000 calories a day partakes of the kind bud, many sectors of the economy are bound to benefit:

- The Doritos sector
- The Taco Bell sector
- The Denny's sector
- The Gatorade sector
- The pasta sector
- The Papa John's sector

Not only that, this multi-millionaire athelete's habits are supporting agriculture, journalism and certain segments of the entertainment industry.

So smoke up, fish boy. America needs you.


At 8:54 PM, Blogger media concepts said...

Good thinking. Whatever endorsements he loses from General Mills, maker of Wheaties, can be made up by Kellogg, maker of Pop-Tarts. Frosted, of course.


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