10 Famous Canadians Inexplicably Not Included in the Vancouver Opening Ceremonies....

10. Celine Dion (although you know she will rise like a hydra for the closing festivities)

9 and 8. Neil Peart and Geddy Lee (and that other guy)

7. Corey Hart (if you can have Bryan Adams...)

6. Alanis Morissette (if you can have KD Lang...)

5. David Cronenberg (if you can have Ann Murray...)

4. Margaret Atwood

3. Tim Horton (why are these fine donuts not represented?)

2. Mike Green (yeah, Team Canada - WTF?)

1. Shatner!