SkyMall and the 7 signs of the apocalypse...

7. Pop-up Hot Dog Cooker - $49.95

6. The Thomas Kinkade Night Before Christmas Talking House - $134.95

5. "Lil' Chill" Chilled Shot Machine (pictured with featured classy booze of the day: Jagermeister) - $169.99

4. Towel-Matic Touchless Paper Towel Dispenser - $59.99

3. Deluxe Digital Countdown Toaster ("calls you when the toast is done...but that's not all it can do...") - $129.95

2. Advanced Large-Capacity Feline Drinking Fountain - $69.95

1. And...the AliveTM Elvis(R) Amitronic Robot - $299.95