Ayn Rand distributes your tofu

It's a little like discovering:

- John Mayer's not really a sensitive guy

- James Gandolfini doesn't really whack people in his spare time.

- Estelle Getty didn't really walk the earth as a sprlightly little Sicilian lady.

"Picture it, the arugula aisle, 2009. High-deductible health plans are all the rage."