Quake rocks DC!
Vital news services to lobbyists and government contractors have been disrupted. The populace is in a frenzy.
Citizens in Haiti and Chile are sending their condolences; meanwhile, the District is airlifting in Bono, Wyclef Jean and grief counselors for support.
To donate to the relief effort, text "OVERREACT" to 10101.
posted by globalchameleon @ 7:46 AM
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1 Comments:
What are we supposed to raid Safeway for in an earthquake? Is it still milk, bread and toilet paper? Someone tell me what to do!
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