Friday, July 16, 2010

Quake rocks DC!

Vital news services to lobbyists and government contractors have been disrupted. The populace is in a frenzy.

Citizens in Haiti and Chile are sending their condolences; meanwhile, the District is airlifting in Bono, Wyclef Jean and grief counselors for support.

To donate to the relief effort, text "OVERREACT" to 10101.


At 12:28 PM, Blogger Joelogon said...

What are we supposed to raid Safeway for in an earthquake? Is it still milk, bread and toilet paper? Someone tell me what to do!


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