Seen in Panera: Hot Action Cops
Those wanting to glimpse the buff arm of the law need not wait for McNulty to strut across the streets of Baltimore each week.
A bit farther southwest in Maryland, every morning by the pastry display counter, one can see Montgomery County tax dollars attractively at work, taking a quick break before protecting...well, there's really not a lot of crime going down in this particular 'hood, but they're doubtlessly off protecting something.
After ranting on and on in recent posts against the objectification of women, "don't judge people by appearances!", people are so shallow, blah blah blah, is this now wrong of me to write?
As they say in law enforcement...
Guilty as charged.
Very guilty.
So guilty I think I need to walk by the pastry counter to get another cup of coffee.
Hey, women are "visual creatures," too.
Labels: hypocrite in the city
2 Comments:
Hot Action Cop. Hmm, I wonder who first came up with the name for that very stiff cop, after seeing some drunk girls late one night photographing each other backin' it up against his outstretched hand.
Ah...I am remiss...in future Hot Action Cop references (and I'm sure there will be many because, well, cops and donuts and a funny statue = blog fodder), I will be sure to reference the origin of the term (and the wit of Media Concepts) :)
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